The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.
by sebadoh May 23, 2004
Get the second relief mug.I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
by Dick Onchin May 19, 2022
Get the Rent Relief mug.The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
Get the post-sermon relief mug.by johny fucking depp April 8, 2021
Get the relief mug.An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.
Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.
Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.
Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.
by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020
Get the covid relief mug.Finding a clean restroom was like discovering an oasis, and releasing that relief juice was pure bliss.
by Kron-nakles December 29, 2023
Get the Relief juice mug.Sawyer: Eric, can you please give me some oral relief?
Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?
Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.
Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?
Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.
by augustF15 July 11, 2021
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