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spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.
The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Egyptian Relief

When an egyptian boy dates an egyptian girl in secret and she is THICK and a little chubby!
Hey Abdhullah, whos that girl you were talking too she is kinda thick. OH that's Lina shes my Egyptian relief
by MOWITHAREALLYBIGDICK May 12, 2020
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Rent Relief

Sex in exchange for reduced, late or free rent.
I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.

My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.

Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
by Dick Onchin May 19, 2022
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Nathan's Organic Relief

Searching for sasquatch while violently maturbating.
It's been years of Nathan's Organic Relief and I'm starting to get sore.
by Axe wound diver February 2, 2025
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covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.
Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.
by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020
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scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain
Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief
by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022
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Relief juice

When you take a giant shit and it rips your ass. Making you bleed as a result.
Finding a clean restroom was like discovering an oasis, and releasing that relief juice was pure bliss.
by Kron-nakles December 29, 2023
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