Anti-Occam's Razor

Interpreting a statement or story to be the most complex or unlikely situation possible. Or, your comprehension is the opposite of the most likely explanation for something you hear or read. This often happens with statements that have one or more homonyms.

I had an Anti-Occam's Razor moment after reading the news headline, "50 million blinds recalled" when I thought of a huge population of blind people being remembered.

by Moneek August 2, 2013

Hanlon's Razor

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools

"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"

by jltdkllr July 26, 2011

Razorbacks

only the best team in the ncaa they kick hella ass

the razorbacks just pwned TEXAS

by razorbacks rock September 18, 2005

Razor Buffet

When you eat pussey and have braces, going down, rippin through flesh, plentiful amount of blood

Guy#1:Dude! She shoulda expected the razor buffet!

Guy#2:HOLY SHIT! There's still chunks of her "lips" between your teeth!

by SamSadist July 17, 2013

razor clam

Razor burn of the vagina area.

Chelsea shaved with an old blade leaving her with a bad case of razor clam before her hot date

by Justjokin420 July 5, 2016

razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016

RazorScooterCore

Only the manliest of men play this genre of music. Similar to other punk genres, RazorScooterCore maintains the aggression and intensity of hardcore punk but emphasizes a greater degree of creative expression through profound lyrics and sexy men singing them. Additionally, drummers in this genre have to have the biggest of balls to even attempt making it big in the scene. A rare music genre, but a very respectable one.

Yo man you should check out Nosebleeds, they’re a super good RazorScooterCore band

by manoink10123 February 1, 2019