Pumping The Faucet

A new and genius definition by ya boi, LOGIC...

-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...

-Mom- (Knocks on the door) "What are you doing son...?"

-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"

-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"

-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"

-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"

by xLOGICx July 14, 2007

skin popping

sticking a needle into your skin

A lot of druggies like skin popping

by Isayah Sanjay February 7, 2008

popping beads

Having already stuffed a string of anal beads deep inside your rectul cavity. Someone who is popping beads is doing so with their expansive yet tight rectul muscle.

Roger and Steve were engaged in sexual escapades. These escapades invariably led to bead popping in that Steve had stuffed a string of black anal beads deep inside Roger. Roger was able to make each individual bead exit his rectul port using the method of popping beads.

by beef69 October 23, 2008

popping one off

The act of masturbation to orgasm.

After drinking coffee in the evening, I can't fall asleep easily without popping one off.

by Bluthuf November 9, 2013

sock-popping

Adjective. Used to describe something of exceptionally good or high quality.

Variations: "pop socks"

Synonym(s): orgasmic

Origin: "knocked my socks off" (set phrase)

"The movie was f*ing sock-popping!"
"Think that was good? This one will pop socks!"

by eatyoda July 1, 2005

Finger popping your asshole

Take you're sweet time doing something.

*knocks on bathroom door*
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.

by The feminine product March 11, 2018

popping

popping:
adjective (pop, popped, pops)
1: {Referring to event or incident} full of life/ taking place in a spirited manner

Syn: Going Down, Happening, booming

verb {with obj}
1: fire (a gun) at somebody

Syn: Gun Down, Fire

2: about to occur/ occurring

Syn: transpire

adjective
1. That party was popping!

verb
1: ...this resulted in Lucy popping a cap in Jack's ass...
2: He arrived at the club just as the brawl started popping off...

by Kgosi113 July 24, 2017