pruncle

Someone who is dating your aunt. A "pre-uncle".

Dude, my pruncle keeps hitting on me. I think he's gay, my aunt's not gunna be happy!

by KonFan16 May 31, 2010

Punched Mung

To have sex with a girl with a stank ass, dirty pussy.

I went out with that THOT and punched mung.

If you like punched mung, pick up a prostitute in this town.

I was with your sister last night. Wow talk about punched mung.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Custard Puncher

A Homosexual Male

OMG look at those Custard Punchers giving it to each other in the ass

by CumJunkie June 22, 2009

chutney puncher

One who takes the "active" role in anal intercourse.

See also: date packer, rally driver

No point trying to seduce him, girlfriend! He's a chutney puncher.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

Marshmallow punches

When someone punches someone with the worst force possible it feels as if you were getting a marshmallow thrown at you.

A really weak hit. Usually people with spaghetti arms give marshmallow punches

Someone who tries to hit you hard but it ends up so soft and full of fluff like a marshmallow

Mia:Wow, Arianna sure has marshmallow punches. But, on the contrary Johnave probably has marshmallow punches too.

Hunter: oooohhh

by Mialoveshunter August 1, 2012

Cum Puncher

Somebody who keeps masturbating after he came into his hand and is now beating his wet, moist noodle until his hand cramps up and he can't go any further.

Hmmm, I haven't seen Steve at all today, where could he be?
Steve is such a cum puncher, he's probably still beating it in his room.

by Lolzosaurus July 3, 2016

Elizabeth Punches

Elizabeth Punches is one of the best and most proficient American painters in the United states. BFA from Virginia Intermont College in 2012. She now lives and works from a small versitle public studio downtown Galveston Texas, after obtaining notoriety across the United states for her unique painting techniques and eccentric personality. Punches work is highly sought after across all of America and southeast Canada, with several gallery owners noting, "she sells every thing she paints." She is a quiet person and loves living in the peace of a tiny American sandbar with her beloved dog.

Who does that painter over there think she is? I mean, she's good, but she's no

Elizabeth Punches.

by SaintLusciousofPetrichor December 21, 2016