puddle of mudd

really cool band

man i love that song she hates me

by barchicka August 4, 2003

Puddle Pounding

When you Spread a girl/man butt cheeks therfore revealing her butt hole, Then dribbling some piss inside the BOWL that is her ass hole, It looks like a puddle, then you take the head of your penis and smack the puddle as a little kid would jump in a puddle.

John came home the other night and walked in on his son Puddle Pounding his Girlfriend.

by Andrew Stark November 15, 2006

puddle fucked

When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.

1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!

2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!

by Tra1n (gamertag) January 5, 2008

Puddle Pirate

A small group of men and women conducting maritime, military and, multi-mission service unique among the U.S. military branches. They protect the Homeland with jurisdiction in both domestic and international waters. Envied by other military brances to included the U.S Navy "Squids".

Navy: Your just a stupid Puddle Pirate
Coastie: Hey shipmate someone's got to take care of the Homeland & Navy Wives, don't you know Navy wives make the best Coastie babies :)

by SirPaddy July 31, 2012

puddle jumper

Small spacecraft created by the Ancients. Several of these ships were discovered in various hangars in Atlantis, and are used by the Atlantis Expedition for various purposes. Puddle Jumpers feature retractable thrusters that allow them to travel through a Stargate, as well as powerful drone weapons for self-defense and a cloaking device to avoid detection. They are operated via neural interface, and so the ATA gene is required to activate and pilot the ship.

Lt. Col. John Sheppard got into Jumper 1, their puddle jumper, with Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, and Dr. Rodney McKay.

by SG-Me February 15, 2010

Puddle Surfer

One who partakes in the act of smoking Methamphetamine. Twisting the pipe to form a wave-like puddle that is surfed by the infinite BIC, torch, candle, stove, or any other hot enough source to melt crystal.

If you are reading this and experiencing a feeling of intrigue, entertainment, awe, anxiety, etc. then you are more than likely a Puddle Surfer riding the everlasting dope wave on a SICK ONE and/or an excellent candidate to join in on our clandestine grimey yet oh so amusingly slandered lifestyle.

by SafetyHazard June 30, 2011

puddle sucker

Desperate low life

That bitch stoops so low she's a puddle sucker

by Deray Lovay July 15, 2017