prune slapped

Being surprised with an extremely dark and purple hickey, that looks as if someone threw a prune at your neck.
(Usually very difficult to cover up or hide.)
James: Dude what'd your girl do to your neck last night?

Nick: Yeah, I got prune slapped. Can't hide it.

James: That sucks. No pun intended.
by cheesemayo June 20, 2011
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prune magnet

Izzy gets so much action, he’s a real prune magnet!
by Scentedmeat September 20, 2018
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dried prunes

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.
As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.
by THATBITCHOVERHERE2 November 16, 2020
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Prune pussy

Vagina after being in a pool.
Error10020174 key=(PRUNE PUSSY) COULDN'T BE FOUND.
by Joemama's closet April 08, 2021
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Prune donut

*in a hill Billy accent* I'm gonna eat your prune donut !
by peniscocain November 04, 2015
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prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.
Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he gangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.
by Skiddy1 July 19, 2018
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Prune face

Like when your fingers weinkle in the bath, your face shrivels when you just got a facial ;)
I gave my gf a real prune face last night
by Lusciously licks you June 10, 2019
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