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the prostate god

1) a. The "god" of prostates (as hailed by both men and women-- yes, we all have this gland; cf. JNCI) or the god-like providence of such an erogenous gland. b. The protector god of anal pleasure. c. The protector bunny-god of LGBTQ or Alternaqueer communities.

2) a. The figurative OMG moment during prostate stimulation, typical during anal sex, when his/her Holy Spirit can be felt best. b. Via prostate stimulation, the spiritual, existential or ecstatically all-encompassing feeling of pleasure, eye-rolling chills, and of life being worthwhile and having meaningful purpose.

3) Tu'er Shen (Chinese: ???, The Leveret Spirit) or Tu Shen (Chinese: ??, The Rabbit God), is a Chinese deity who manages the love and sex between homosexual men. His name literally means "rabbit deity" (cf. Wikipedia)
"...prone before the prostate god, I discovered the all-powerful P-Spot"

"Now, after many years of practice, and with the help of technological advancements, I can feel the presence of the prostate god even in public!"
by Karuṇā November 28, 2015
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Veterinary Prostate Exam

When one penetrates their woman from behind (doggy style), one slips a cheeky finger into the anus. This results in involuntary bliss. One might call this a veterinary prostate exam.
I gave your mum a veterinary prostate exam!
by Animal Doctor: Who? September 19, 2020
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arizona prostate snot

The slimy remnants of being fisted during a prostate exam
Arizona Prostate snot ran down my leg after my exam!
by AzRev January 30, 2022
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Mongolian Prostate Exam

The act of sticking one's thumb deep into their anus.
"Dude, the other night he really got a good mongolian prostate exam!"
by Daerionic Mode December 25, 2022
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Go discover your prostate

1. Polite way to saygo fuck yourself”.

2. An easy way to shut a douche bag up.
Guy 1: “Hey! Nice tits!”
Girl: “GO DISCOVER YOUR PROSTATE, DICKCHEESE!”
by Slade Genesis October 28, 2018
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prostate soccer

A sexual act in which one partner sticks his her foot inside the male partner's anus and moves it about in order to stimulate the prostate (see also: finger hockey).
Baby if you don't behave, I'm gonna be the offense and you're gonna be the goalie in a little game I like to call prostate soccer
by SoccerBear June 26, 2009
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Prostate Punisher

Somebody that prefers to give very rough and painful butt sex. Can be used as a great insult.
by Great Slang Vocabulary September 16, 2009
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