Proof That There Is No God

Stupid fucking people like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, etc. Can become famous music "artists."

Justin Bieber is famous, that's Proof That There Is No God.

by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010

Proof

A member of the rap group D12. Real name DeShaun Holton and is a prominent figure in the legacy of rapper Eminem. Being the one who got him really into the business and was often his hypeman. Passed away early April 11, 2006 in a fatal shooting in a Detroit Club. R.I.P.

"Did you hear about that rapper Proof?"
"Yeah I did, he's a god damn legend"
"Word"

by Dosey April 27, 2006

future-proof

1. adj. Capable of adapting or conforming to standards not yet known; customizable.

I only needed the power of a single graphics card in my PC, but I got a great future-proof motherboard that supports quad SLI.

by subignition June 29, 2008

Proof'd

The act of getting shot in the face, like the recently deceased rapper, Proof (DeShaun Holton). Killed April 11, 2006.

"Man, did you see that kid on the news today? He got proof'd."

"No way! Proof'd?"

by Blak Dragon May 9, 2006

the proof is in the pudding

The original phrase is "The proof of the pudding is in the eating!" Which means you have to eat the pudding to know what's inside of it.

The modern version of "The proof is in the pudding." Implies that there is a lot of evidence that I will not go through at this moment and you should take my word for it, or you could go through all of the evidence yourself.

Homeowner: I don't believe it really takes 100 trees to build a house?

Carpenter: The lumber for the framing of the house requires all the boards to be the same length; the proof is in the pudding.

by WarHammer October 9, 2012

wallflower-proof

When you're so damn sexy that even when you're a wallflower at social events, people still come to holler at you, thus you are wallflower-proof.

Guy #1: I don't get it, I try to dance and go out and talk to people, but that guy over there who's not even doing anything is getting more action than me.
Guy #2: That's cuz he's wallflower-proof, yo.

by The REAL Yellow Dart June 19, 2009

fire proof

Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.

John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fire proof.

by kdphnl June 24, 2008