prestigious

adj: Being better than others around you; having a rich tradition of excellence

Thomas: The Eagan High School Wind Ensemble plays better than a good deal of college bands, you should all be proud to be a member of this prestigious ensemble.

Simon: Wow, I sure am glad I have been a part of this ensemble for the past several years. It really is an honor

by tubist69 October 23, 2011

Judas Priest

The greatest heavy metal band of all time, even if their longtime lead singer Rob Halford is queer. He can still belt out a tune better than anyone!

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

Preston

An amazing guy who has the best eyes and is a great kisser ;) he doesn't fall in love often but when he does he would do anything for that person. He's a keeper and knows how to cheer people up when their down. Overall a great guy

Preston's just amazing

by Bpfan144 November 21, 2013

Preston

The boi that is fine asf that will take your bitch,big🍆,every girl will dump their boy friend for him

Kaylie:OMG IS THAT PRESTON, LET ME TELL MY BOI FRIEND ITS OVER!!!!

by PrEst da beast November 7, 2019

Prestidigitation

A pretentious way to say "magic tricks."

Despite insisting on calling his magic act "prestidigitation," young Billy was actually just performing shitty coin tricks.

by The Prestidigitator November 1, 2009

presturbation

Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.

The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com

Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.

Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?

Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.

by That name is already taken September 2, 2011

Bribing the Priest

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.

"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009