Proctophobia

Intense fear of a mans anus. This fear is generated from obessesive felching.

Dude he used to be a huge felcher but due to his Proctophobiahe cant look an ass in the hole!

by Dude March 27, 2005

Proctor

When an individual or several people engage in behaviour likened unto ADD or downsyndrome.

Omg he thinks that cheese curing is cool... such a proctor

by spasmodamorphism May 14, 2006

NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST

A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT STUDIES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SOMEONES BRAIN, NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE SHIT THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED IN IT.

ALL POLITICIANS ARE SUCH SHIT HEADS, THEY NEED A WEEKLY VISIT TO A NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST!!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

proctorology

Based on 'Spike-Theory Karma' derived from the 'Church' of 'proctorology.' Not to be confused with L Ron Hubbard's
sham of an organization 'church of scientology' which is commonly known for the art of bending over to recieve anal communion.

Gnarly Prime says, "Don't be tricked by cheap imitations like scientology. Convert to Proctorology today! Be a giver not a taker!" As I always say, "I may not be a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one."

by gnarlyprime March 11, 2010

Procondom

When you where a condom every time you have sex or you promote condoms so that no one has to do an abortion or pay child support.

After hearing Adam pay child support, I've gone procondom.

by MrRace December 22, 2010

Proctnoid

an annoying ass. "Proct" from the Greek root for anus and "noid" from the 1980s Domino's Pizza commercial.

In 2020 the DNC's motto was "Avoid the Proctnoid!"

by broknsymetry July 15, 2018

proctocracy

Rule by assholes.

We live in a proctocracy.

by shortbus_hitchhiker August 24, 2023