printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves
That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
by paula. July 01, 2014
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Printer Theory

The concept that, in any given conversation about the price of warhammer models, someone will say "printer go brr" or some other statement about their use of a 3d printer.
"Wow these models are really expensive! $75 for 100 points!"
"Printer go brrr."
"Ah, classic printer theory."
by danceinthewind March 17, 2022
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darius printer

that indian kid who gives you his muffins and plays minecraft and you love very dearly(as a friend)
darius printer is cold
by amy_xx1234 November 15, 2019
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Printer Blue

When your printer is out of black ink and you need to print something for class, you print it in the darkest shade of blue and you hope your teacher won't notice.

That shade of blue is called printer blue.
"My printer ran out of black, and I had my mid-term paper due tomorrow"

"What did you do?"

"I printed it in printer blue, I hope the T.A. doesn't care"
by E.X. Haysbert November 12, 2009
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When men on dating sites are looking for woman to have sex and have a kid with.

The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.
(On Tinder profile)

Looking for girls with printers.
by AYAUS August 26, 2021
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Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.
Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?
by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 08, 2018
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Throw her printer

I'd love to Throw her printer
by Pokemon master grey January 17, 2016
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