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Premature Remotation

This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.
Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.

While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
by WordSmithette January 14, 2013
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premoonstrual

The strange and uncomfortable energy that makes one have increased irritability, anxiety, and insomnia in the days leading up to the full moon.
"Ohhhh it's a full moon tonight....I've been premoonstrual. That explains why I haven't been sleeping, I've been crabby, and I woke up in the mental institution."
by moonchild and littlewing April 23, 2014
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Premature exasperation

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.
When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.
by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011
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premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
by csepulv October 4, 2007
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Premature e-drake-ulation

The tingly feeling you get from a drake-gasm without playing Uncharted, simply from seeing a Uncharted commercial, or a commercial with Nathan Drake in it
Dude i just had a full blown Premature e-drake-ulation
by NewAgeaOutlaw007 October 4, 2011
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premmindy

The greatest love story of all time the are deeply in love and care for each other
This is Premmindy they are such a good relationship
by Gupsgupsgups March 1, 2021
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premostake

1. An acronym like combination of words used to categorize a complicated persona- PRep EMO gangSTA fAKE
(not defined as a wannabe)

2. A being who listens to rap/rock/techno, wears the occasional Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister, but shops at Pac Sun, Zumiez, and HotTopic. Plays the guitar. Isn't phased by them ghetto people, and may even speak ghetto.
(combinations may vary, as long as the for categoric labels are worked in somehow)
"We're damn fine Premostakes"

"Alex is the newest member of the Premostake clan"
by KaMike November 18, 2006
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