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Target practice

A game where you throw a dildo off the roof/window/balcony during a party or outside event to see it if hits someone. Points are given in reference to how far the target is, how close you got to hitting it, and how long is the projectile.
I played target practice with my friends at the party last night, and I was convicted for sexual and normal assault
by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019
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practicing violin

an action meant to improve a musician's playing skills on the violin, sometimes called a fiddle. Often produces noises similar to a cat which has been run over by a car. May also cause immense frustration in the musician or others around him/her, so watch out for potentially dangerous flying objects which have been thrown across the room.
Johnny was very diligent at practicing violin, much to the dismay of both his family and his dog, Fido.
by D. Rae July 1, 2008
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target practice

hitting on a girl that u know would never go out with u but u say what the hell anyways
by alex August 16, 2003
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practice room

a place where people go to get it on when they are at a music school or summer program
"Are you going to the practice rooms with her? You better bring a condom, man."
by Cantstop Singing December 29, 2007
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practice sack

When one wears compression shorts for an extended period of time while performing physical exercise leading to a very similar feeling to blue balls
1:"Man that practice was long my balls are killing me"

2:"Oh you must have practice sack"
by Wrestler160 January 25, 2014
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practice hook up

A hook up (usually for virgin or inexperienced person) to have sexual intercourse with another person to practice it before doing it with there significant other. Mainly to ease their mind about sucking at it.
"If your scared she won't like it then have a practice hook up."
by Morgan Martin March 9, 2017
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Fake Practice

The act of pretending to study for a test such as the SAT but actually playing Sims 3 with all volumes off. Usually results with bad reflexes when someone walks in the door to see your SAT book closed and your face on the screen. It usually causes an awkward moment, stuttering and a bad lie which gets you in even more trouble.
*Mom walks into room*
Mom: What are you doing?
Guilty: I-am-just-watching-the-SAT-tutorial
Mom: That was a Fake Practice right there. You're grounded!
by Papapapokerface23 June 21, 2010
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