palin-drome

a paragraph that makes as much sense forwards as backwards

SARAH PALIN: "That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping, oh, it's got to be about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and getting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and trade -- we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs created in the trade sector today. We've got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation,"
ME: "Hey, you know you just said a perfect palin-drome?"

by cammy828 February 28, 2009

palindrome

a word, phrase, sentence, or any number of words that when spelt backwards, are the same as when they are fowards

"dammit i'm mad
evil is a deed as i live
god, am i reviled? i rise, my bed on a sun i melt
to be not one man emanating is sad. i piss.
alas, it is so late. who stops to help?
man, it is hot. im in it. i tell
i am not a devil. i level "mad dog"
ah, say burning is, as, a deified gulp in my halo of a mired
rum tin
i erase many men. oh, to be a man, a sin.
is evil a clam? on trap?
no. it was open. on it i was stuck.
rats peed on hope. elsewhere dips a web.
be still if i fill its ebb
ew a spider ...eh? we sleep. oh no!
deep. stark cuts saw it in one position.
part animal, can i live? sin is a name.
both, one... my names are in it. murder? im a fool.
a hymn i plug, defied as a sign in ruby ash.
a goddam level i lived at.
on mail let it in. im it.
oh, sit in ample hot spots. oh wet!
a loss it is alas (sip). id assign it a name
namenot one bottle minus an ode by me.:
"sir, i deliver. im a dog"
evil is a deed as i live. dammit im mad..."

palindrome -demetri martin

by Jarso April 20, 2007

Palin

1.(verb) To Palin - To embarrass yourself and your associates with a string of gaffes and exposed secrets.
2.(noun) A Palin - One whose behavior or actions cause unwanted negative attention to the group.
3. (noun) A desperate gamble

'Dude, you shouldn't have told those jokes about the bride. And you really Palinned when you told her dad she gave you crabs.'

'That girl's got so many skeletons in her closet, she's a real Palin.'

by Al Aska October 20, 2008

Palin

A verb meaning to fuck something up incredibly and almost beyond belief.

Comes from the name of 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin and her lulzy interviews with Charlie Gibson and Katie Couric.

I tried to change my tire and wound up burning down a hospital. Man, I really Palined that.

by GumboSteve February 20, 2009

Palin

an obvious lie; to tell an obvious lie

Don't palin me, you're not six feet tall! You're a midget!

by douggold October 24, 2008

Pull a Palin

The act of distracting others from a weak position by showcasing a nice set of breasts.

"You mean our positions on the war, the economy, foreign affairs and medical research didn't work? Call them liberals and pull a Palin!"

by Lancasterator November 4, 2008

Pullin' a Palin

1. Quitting when the going gets tough; abandoning the responsibility entrusted to you by your neighbors for book advances and to make money on the lecture circuit.

2. Bizarre move that will damn ambitions for higher office.

I bet when people saw Jade they were convinced that David Caruso was pullin' a Palin.

by No One Likes a Quitter July 8, 2009