Possum Poke

Fingering a girl in the butt repeatedly until she turns around and you poke her in the eye with a poopy finger.

She was being a total bitch so I gave her the Possum Poke.

Possum Poke by For Mr. J. Wilson. August 4, 2006

possum pussy 

A girl who rarely moves while doing the nasty. While having sex, one could confuse said party of being a dead possum. This does not include muscle spasms, or other contractions of the like.

Danny: How'd it go with that girl last night, Dave?

Dave: She just laid there like a dead fish.

Danny: That bitch sounds like a possum pussy!

possum pussy by Tenney 1-7 October 29, 2008

possum ugly 

A woman so damned ugly you chew your arm off not to wake her in the morning after a drunken night of sex.

Philip always brings home the most gumpaliscious possum ugly chicks. How gross!

possum ugly by TreeTopFlyer November 24, 2005

possum flogging 

Trying to wake up a whiskey dick. So named for the dead, unresponsiveness of a whiskey dick (playing possum) and the vigorous assault one makes on said dick in an attempt to wake it up.

Went home from the bar with some skank and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!

possum flogging by Two-Bits January 9, 2009

Possum Turd 

Possum Turd: A small cigar.

Why do you smoke those Possum Turds? Here smoke a man size cigar!

Possum Turd by Haveagoodone August 24, 2008

Possum snot 

used when wanting to describe something exceptionally awesome

Your new kicks are totally possum snot!

Possum snot by S dawgy dawg July 6, 2009

possum eating briers 

a very mischievous and devilish grin. Usually after you have done something illegal or very immoral.

Johnny looked like a possum eating briers after he came back from his girlfriend's house

possum eating briers by Lispboy420 December 2, 2015