poala bear

When a panda bear and koala bear get it on and make the greatest creation ever, the paoala bear

OMG dude! I have this poala bear in my closet......wanna bang it?"........"fuck it, lets rail it.

by ClosetPoala May 31, 2010

anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.

My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Paraluman

But while it is true that "paraluman" refers to an inspiring muse, the older meaning of the word refers to a compass. The idea of a beautiful woman as a guiding star to one's endeavors: Now that's an idea worth keeping alive

Example:
Hi Zein! I will always be grateful that I have you. You will always be my paraluman.

by MKCO October 12, 2021

Perfectionist Paralysis

When a project slows to a standstill due to ... hold on let me think. How should I phrase this?

see Paralysis of Analysis.

The development of Duke Nukem Forever has suffered from a decades worth of perfectionist paralysis.

by ProtonBreath March 15, 2011

Parallel monogamy

The practice of having multiple sexually or romantically committed relationships at the same time, with the consent of all partners involved, with the goal of finding a monogamous life partner. It is more time efficient than serial monogamy.

She decided parallel monogamy was the only way to find the father of her future children before her biological clock ran out.

by Raul Terra February 24, 2021

Paraluman

A paraluman is a “goddess,” in the sense of being a very beautiful woman.

A muse. The muse here means a woman who inspires you artistically.

Hello, Christine Daisy. You are probably my most favorite coincidence ever and you will always be my paraluman.

by sullion August 29, 2022

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012