Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

poot

The lump looking area under an obeise persons belt area.

"Man that guy has a poot under his belt!"

by eatinbrisketsisasport April 11, 2006

poot

An animal fart!

My dog ate bacon so he pooted a lot this morning.

by Stacy March 17, 2004

poot

1) a light and airy fart
2) a co-worker named Michelle

Have you smelled Shelly's poot?

by Cindy November 3, 2003

Pooted

The action taken by 13 year old urban white males when they kill their first saber tooth tiger.

"Holy Crap Jared pooted! Did you see it?!"

by Tawneh February 5, 2005

poot

foriegner for 'put'

foriegner not as in sitting on your hand
until it goes numb
and then to procede to wring your rag.

i poot on your belly. okay?

by featurelessface August 29, 2008

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

by Jesus July 24, 2003