Poommate

The grodiest, most inconsiderately disgusting roommate you will ever have. They usually have a dog (that they can't take care of). This person usually acts like they're not the problem and frequently blames others for their mistakes.

"Hey, is that a dog shit stain on literally every carpet in your house?"
"Yeah, I have a poommate."

by libheway May 22, 2023

poomarang

When a particularly dense or fast moving turd bounces off the water and back to your butthole.

I fired a turd off so hard it hit my baloon know like a poomarang!

by Registered Nerd June 7, 2023

poomate

When you’re in a public restroom and there are multiple stalls. The Poomate(s) occupies the stall your left or right whilst you poo together.

Oh my god Kayluh! My poomate tried to talk to me while I was dropping a duece. She would say things mid push like “How is youR DAAAaaaay going so far?

by Doofus mcgee March 4, 2024

poommad

A slur for muslims person,poommad usually drink camel urine and support pedophiles

Hey poommad ,drink this cow urine

by Dkskkw May 14, 2024

Poonami

When a club, bar, party, or any gathering has an overwhelming amount of attractive women.

It's a total poonami up in this party

by Naught Parrot July 16, 2025

Poonami

When you suddenly notice a lot more Rajs and Rakhils in your neighbourhood.

Mate 1: Wow mate your city centre has changed a lot since covid- what's up.

Mate 2: Oh don't worry mate that's just the poonami- we're still 10 years behind Canada!

by JohnThePrayerMan October 3, 2025

Mount Poopaminjaro

When the pile of human waste in the blue porta-John begins to rise above the frozen plastic seat like Mount Everest peaking above the clouds.

Gavin pushed through the fear and despair as he hovered in the blue sweat shack, he had to hover, but he concurred Mount Poopaminjaro with one last push.

by Angry64flyer August 29, 2022