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pooned

being owned by a noob
"AW DUDE THAT KID JUST POONED U"
"he was using a noob combo"
by i make words September 3, 2007
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Spoon Pooned

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008
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too pooped to pop

a slogan of the 1980s cartoon characters The Popples, who are also represented in stuffed animal form where they fold into their own pocket in the shape of spheres. When they are too pooped to pop, they are too tired to come out of their spheres.
I ran a marathon today, and now I am too pooped to pop!
by angelafoodcake May 19, 2009
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profedophile

1: Hey, did you see Mr. Edmund in Biology?

2: No, but I bet he saw me, he is a complete profedophile.
by :D awesomo :D September 12, 2010
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poofdarkookoo

A term of great affection and/or reverence, used casually among friends.
Nicky is so great letting me borrow his iphone, he's a poofdarkookoo. poofmateprawnmongwhippedturnip
by hitmonchan July 13, 2012
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poofdie

The lower bulge of fat that protrudes below the belt line on obese women though men can certainly display a large poofdie as well. Often accentuated by a long zipper or pleats. Sometimes there is a single poofdie, or a double-wide poofdie. The creation of it is often the result of pants pulled up way to high, giving the illusion of a very small torso since the belt is often in contact with the breast/chest area and the belt is way above the belly button zone.
Ralph's a poofdie lovin chubby chaser. If the chick has a large poofdie, he's all over it.

Did you see that guy's poofdie!!?!?!?? When's the last time he's seen his johnson?
by Cab Callaway March 1, 2006
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Poofted

(v.) past tense. Some that has vanish or gone missing quickly. Often used when someone is taken by a ghost into the time-space-plane or when someone ducks into a side door without personal knowledge of them doing so.
"It poofted". (When "poofted" is said, one should use hand motions that bring the first together and then seperate and fan out when they collide)
by perigirin July 21, 2008
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