Perpendiplexity

Pythagorus brother, the ground breaking technology that has been consumed by the atmospheric pressure in the pacific time zone of New Brunswick. Coincidentally the traffic lights are interfering with the sheer metal of plastic forks and putting people in harm. Thus the radius of the sun is (3 * Pi * r^3) / 2 to get the ozone layer depletion of the grass growth in Antarctica.

One must follow perpendiplexity.

by Flash News September 3, 2021

Perpetual Stupidity

Upon committing an act that is deemed stupid, the likelihood of committing another stupid act shortly after is significantly more probable.

Person A: Wow, Bobby sure seems like a complete retard… is he always like that?

Person B: Nah, he’s just going through perpetual stupidity, he’ll snap out of it soon… I hope.

by JakeHasUD January 12, 2022

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

Perpetue

She is the girl that is shy but when you know her she can talk a lotttt. She is the lengest girl ever but it’s only the ugly boys that move to her. She is wifey material so find a girl called Perpetue and wife her.

Perpetue is so leng and she’s wifey

by Lov April 30, 2021

perplexed

Confused

The woman was perplexed about what to do with my huge penis

by Dirtbike rider November 1, 2013

perpetual motion

Continuous movement, not impeded by friction or forces, and travelling at the same speed.

Perpetual motion could be used to provide electrical energy. Should an electromagnetic generator be constructed around Darwin's grave in the year 2006, it would be able to power approximately 25% of the world's electrical consumption by 2008. The machine would work in the following way: Darwin continually spins in his grave due to the presence of mindless idiots in the human race, of which there are a great number (thus increasing Darwin's rotational speed). All you need to do is electrically charge his body and you have an infinite power supply (just as human stupidity is infinite). There have been, and always will be, idiots in the world, as provided by teenaged mothers, thus providing perpetual motion on the part of Darwin's corpse.

by Lord of the Pies August 30, 2008

perplexed

To the utmost confusion.

The crowd was perplexed because of the movies plot twist.

by UItmaWepn May 3, 2015