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Pussy Planker

Where you roughly hit a vagina with a wooden board repeatedly
We fucked so hard last night it was like he was a pussy planker
by Dani yeetus April 7, 2019
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panzerwhore

A return to castle wolfenstein player that relies soley on the panzer to get kills. This can be combined with camping to achieve widespread frustration for the other team.
player: "omg f$#%n panzerwhore!"
panzerman: "lol rofl keke ^_^;;"
by hunt September 2, 2003
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panzer

1.german wartank
2.strong, broad, phat.
3.a VERY fat girl
ooh, that hip hop beat sure s'got a lotta bass ... so panzer!

she says she's big-boned... I say she's jabba! ...what a panzer! PUN-TSAH!!
by Lisa June 15, 2003
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inside-out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer)

The inside-out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is a species of fish found off the southern coast of costa rica, in the deep waters of the pacific ocean.

Known for its organs being on the outside, and fins on the inside, this fish struggles to survive in the rugged ocean, but, has done so for many thousands of years. Its organs are semiprotected from a tight strong exoskeleton (also found in creatures such as insects, spiders, crustaceans and mollusks).

With a length of 25cm and a height of 10cm, this fish is not a small one, but surely is a slow one, with a top speed of 1km/hour, these little fella's just swim around all day, hiding in the darkness of the deep pacific!

The Inside-out fish commonly feeds on other animals feces, and is also known as the vaccum cleaner of the ocean. Its diet isnt just filled with bile! No, the Insude-out fish also has a taste for style, thats right, caviar, the Inside-Out fish preys on unsuspecting other species of fish and eats there eggs!

The lifespan of an Inside-Out fish is approximatly 10 years, but some have been known to live as long as 20-30 years!
"The Inside-Out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is No.14 on the top 15 weirdest animals in the sea" - National Geographic Magazine, March 1999
by Dr. Jean Spickleberg November 5, 2008
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pflanzer

a piece of cheese or monkey that has moss on the side of it
Oh no my cheese and monkey has been pflanzered!
by dorone October 12, 2006
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Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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panzerpwn

Your typical "pwn" with a dash of Nazism.
Kid A: *steals money*
Kid B: "Hey! Why don't you go bomb Lebanon, you jew!"
Kid C: ",...o panzerpwn!"
by Rootie July 20, 2006
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