A pasty plain white boy with the personality of a generic background character that has one special interest. He often lacks intellect and social understanding but tries to make it up with a prettyface and shitty humor.
Dad: He was super polite, but he was such a plain piece of toast pretty boy...
Daughter: I guess... but he is nice!
Dad: Yeah, but he's blander than corn flakes.
A No-Nonsense Person With The Sophistication And Intelligence To Know Truth As Well As Bullshit When They Experience It. A Sneetch Of This Kind knows It's Not Materialism That Make A Person, But Who They Are On The Inside That Counts.
When you're girlfriend gives you head, without any flavor or lotion. Flavor, basically. Like you know all those sex shops give you flavors an stuff. Like your girlfriend said last week. It's gross without strawberry.