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pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.
A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.
by GTrain88 April 24, 2015
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pinch your helmet

To jerk off.

Used by Andrew Dice Clay on the Opie & Anthony show.
I saw a hot girl and than i went home and pinched my helmet
by O&A Fan September 22, 2004
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pinch his balls

The act of antagonizing a man's sense of manliness, thereby belittling him and leaving him no choice but to defend his manhood.
"Khadijah pinched his balls by called him a momma's boy, at which point he became defensive and started arguing with her"

Reema: "It's really pathetic how you can't open this pickle jar"
Daniel Craig: "Man Reema, you really know how to pinch his balls!"
by fattforum July 9, 2015
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pinch anus

When something is super cool, awesome, bad ass or tight.
Bro, lets meet at the brewery, I have to show you my new fixie. That shit is pinch anus.
by WindellsE May 7, 2018
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Pinch Biscuit

A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.
I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.

There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.

I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Pinch and Dig

A more extreme version of Pinch and Roll. When pinching and rolling isn't enough to stop the itch, instead you dig the nails of your index and/or middle fingers deep into the flesh of your scrotum, all the while pinching with your thumb in the desired location to provide a supporting surface.

Doing so may cause both a great deal of satisfaction (from the satiated itch) and pain (from the intense clawing).

It might, in fact, leave your ballsack incredibly sensitive and tingly. It is recommended to play with your balls after this, as you will feel incredibly good and make you instantly hard which will make you wanna jerk off.
Bob's balls were unusually itchier than usual, so he used the pinch and dig method to soothe his monstrous itch. He ended up with an extremely tingly ballsack and got a huge boner henceforth.
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pinch your trucks

an aesthetic inspired by the famous hot instagram skater @pinch(underscore)your(underscore)trucks aka Diego Limofo Tous
"omg that sso pinch your trucks!"
"its giving, pinch your trucks"
by missgirlxoxo November 10, 2021
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