Pilf

Stealing, cleaning friends houses to steal shit

Holy fuck, Jen went over to clean Jeff's house to pilf through all his shit.

I'm just going to the bathroom, don't pilf half my shit.

by DaCoolestBishhh October 11, 2021

Pilf

the NB version of MIlf/Dilf

Person 1: ngl *insert someones name here* is a pilf
Person 2: Agree
Person 3: Tf

by mygenderisYes0w011 December 16, 2021

PILF

Politician I’d like to fuck

Wow he’s a pilf!

by Cccccccc898 July 11, 2022

Pilf

Poppa id like to fuck

Have you seen Hopper in season 4 of stranger things…he’s such a pilf. I wish he would choke me like that demodog

by Pilflover4 July 18, 2022

PILF

Pop I would like to f***

Geez his a hot PILF, even though he is a poppy he is hot

by oneteam September 20, 2022

PILF

PeePaw i'd like to fuck

Person1: Yo, That grandpa is a total PILF.
Person2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by urmoter December 10, 2022

Pilf

Priest

i'd

like to

fuck

That man is a pilf, but i can't do it

by Ghostlll June 27, 2023