Angry Bird Physics

Angry Bird Physics is a unnatural video game science (unrelated to real life gravity, friction etc.) that involves the study of matter i.e. angry birds and pigs 1 and its motion of angry birds through spacetime, along with related concepts such as energy and force at which the pigs are hit. The law of normal physics does not apply to the angry birds or their counterparts. Unusual anti-gravity and resistance to friction has been observed by both subject matter see: Robbed.

Angry Bird Physics: (1) when birds make contact with pigs with no detriment or fatality. (2) objects such as wooden beams, rocks and ice blocks staying in place after a strong opposing force has made contact. (3) Heavy objects that weigh upon pigs with little or no effect.

by rockthecashbar87 October 28, 2011

Shive Physics

The special brand of "normalicy" applied when reading the web comic El Goonish Shive. This includes, but is not limited to, transformational guns, duplicates, shapeshifting, alternate universes, gender manipulation, animé-style energy attacks, animate goo, human pheromones, wanton genetic manipulation, animé-style feminine hammers, magic in general, talking squirrels, infinite amounts of one-button remotes, demonic ducks of some sort, and aliens. This phrase can be similar in use to "A wizard did it" when reading 8-Bit Theater.

"How can Ellen shoot that beam out of her hand?" "Shive Physics."

by Inev July 25, 2003

AP Physics 1

Another term for a brain explosion from attempting to process very abstract material.

The last time I saw Johnny before his brain exploded was the first day of school before 2nd period when he went to his AP Physics 1 class.

by NYC213 March 31, 2016

physics

the illest form of high thought, that should only be left to those with the skills to understand, and all the rest can suck our hairy unshaven balls

- yo guy, i cant unnerstann that shit.
- thats cause its simple physics, fool

by burgiller May 13, 2005

Physician, heal thyself

A Biblical quote suggesting to take care of one's own faults and not just correct those of others.

- I think you need to lose weight, read some good books, and pay more attention to your girlfriend,
- Physician, heal thyself.

by Frooster January 21, 2008

Quantum Physics

The physics which deals with the universe on a microscopic scale, which basically tells us that what we think we see isn't ACTUALLY there, and that the universe as we perceive it to be is only the way it is because we choose to see it as such. Nothing exists as more than a field of probability.

Teacher: I didn't see you in class today, Bobby.
Bobby: According to Quantum Physics, there's still a chance I was there!

by Skipio August 21, 2011

ap physics

A course that no one should ever take. Wait until college to take physics! High school teachers usually aren't qualified anough to teach this course.

If you want to take an advanced science course in high school, try chemistry, bio, or environmental.

I got 4's and 5's and all my other APs. I got a 2 on physics. Actually, I think everyone in the class got a 2.
Teacher's fault.

by Swirly Manson October 15, 2004