Pharmacutioner

noun. A member of the medical laity who routinely dispenses unsolicited (and sometimes dangerous) pharmaceutical advice.

Mary in conversation with Jane, the Pharmacutioner:

Mary: "I'm sad."
Jane: "Have you tried medication?"
Mary: "I'm sad because my cat died this morning."
Jane: "Oh. Have you tried medication?"

by klusnark October 7, 2009

pharmapop

When you smoke drugs way too much and your lungs can't withstand the heat much longer. This, in turn, cause a painful wheezing of the lungs known as pharma pop

Example
"Hey buddy, are you ok?"
"No I've been smoking too much oxy"
"Oh ya? You sound like you have the lungs of a pharma pop!"

"Hey buddy, are you ok?"
"No I've been smoking hella oxy"
"Ya I know, it sounds like you have the lungs of a Pharmapop!"

by Pharmapopgainz August 8, 2015

Red Pill Pharmacist

Term used by the popular Youtuber MJ GetRight, the administrator of the red pill, he who knows when to refill your prescription or pull your prescription to prevent red pill overdose.

"I'm your red pill pharmacist" - MJ GetRight

by Hendson December 6, 2021

phlum

A mixture of phlegm and semen (cum).

Ew, that tapioca looks like phlum...

by duncanesque October 3, 2005

hood pharmacist

A person who provides medicine, vitamins, and other healthcare products in troubled neighborhoods, ghettos for free or lower prices. . . j.k. its a drug dealer

Hey Man, I am runnin low, lets go hit up the hood pharmacist

by Thrillionaire August 2, 2016

pharm party

A party in which you gather as many pharmaceutical drugs as possible, pool them together with the other pharmaceutical drugs that are brought by other people, then consume as many as possible in an attempt to produce a desired "high". Consuming some sort of alcohol along with the pharmaceutical drugs may also take place.

"Hey man, those rich kids are having another pharm party, wanna go?"
-"Yeah dude, im bringin the xanax and i'll pick up some vodka before i come."

by zachbreaux August 22, 2007

pharmaholic

One who is addicted to pharmaceuticals.

Dude, did you see the stash of Atavan, Vicotin, Valproate, and Celebrex in her purse? She's a pharmaholic.

by Hobbes76 June 22, 2008