Stoner Philosophy is a name given to any way of thinking or worldview/lifeview that is developed over time by an individual who smokes cannabis.
Not to be confused with 'Stoner Logic', which contains a much more comical slant. For example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.
Not to be confused with 'Stoner Logic', which contains a much more comical slant. For example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.
Dude A: 'Dude, isn't it amazing, how everyone and everything is connected, and nothing really matters, and in the end everything just returns to the start and the whole cycle starts again, you know?'
Dude B: 'Nice stoner philosophy dude.'
Dude B: 'Nice stoner philosophy dude.'
by anotherstoner March 12, 2014
An adjective. A pun combination of 'philosophical' and 'cool'. Used to refer to someone who often engages in deep conversation, but manages to do so in an enjoyable and easily understood way, or utilizes philosophy in line with awesome topics.
Also written, "philosophicool"
Also written, "philosophicool"
Guy 1: "Carl looks into things too much. I just spent an hour listening to his theory on the 'Companion Cube' as a metaphor."
Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."
Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."
by Falcornia October 10, 2011
Philosophical ideas or explanations that you make off the fly without any research (usually while impaired), as in when your drinking on the porch.
PERSON 1: I think having a dog makes you a better person because it makes you more pure, like a dog."
PERSON 2: "that's just porch philosophy!"
PERSON 2: "that's just porch philosophy!"
by RoualWe91 May 26, 2015
A method of seduction by which Adam Powell will single out an attractive lady, discuss Philosophy with her until everyone falls asleep, and then fornicate with her. The term 'talking philosophy' is then substituted for the actual act of intercourse.
-Hey what happened with that girl last night?
-Nothing
-I heard you guys talking philosophy
-Yeah...
-Nothing
-I heard you guys talking philosophy
-Yeah...
by TheMacLennan November 7, 2008
by DGK LOKI December 20, 2015
1. A person who studies philosophy in school.
2. A person who has the ability to argue, prove anything and everything.
3. A person who has an existential crisis every 4 months.
4. A person who will need financial support from their parents/engineering friends after graduation.
5. A person who attends manyphilosophy student party's.
2. A person who has the ability to argue, prove anything and everything.
3. A person who has an existential crisis every 4 months.
4. A person who will need financial support from their parents/engineering friends after graduation.
5. A person who attends manyphilosophy student party's.
Sara: Whoah John, you look puzzled, what happened?
John: I'm not sure whether or not I really exist.
Sara: Well why the sudden confusion about your existence John?
John: I was just talking to my friend Billy, he's a philosophy student.
Sara: I see, that usualy happens when you talk to them. I try and avoid philosophy student encounters. Quick, let's get you to a science class fast!
John: I'm not sure whether or not I really exist.
Sara: Well why the sudden confusion about your existence John?
John: I was just talking to my friend Billy, he's a philosophy student.
Sara: I see, that usualy happens when you talk to them. I try and avoid philosophy student encounters. Quick, let's get you to a science class fast!
by De Beauvoir's Boy January 27, 2005
by dilary huff July 27, 2010