fred phelps

The head of the Westboro Baptist Church. An incredibly hateful man who runs godhatesfags.com and godhatesamerica.com. According to this incredible asshole, the GI's getting killed in Iraq are God's punishment for not persecuting homosexuals. His cult has picketted their funerals with signs like "God Hates Fags," "America Is Doomed," "Thank God for Dead Troops," "God Blew Up the Troops," "Fag Soldiers in Hell," and "Thank God for IEDs." He's a horrible example of Christianity and has a big surprise coming for him from God when he dies. He is linked to thechristian identity movement, a white-supremacist organization posing as a church.

Here are the people in Hell, according to Fred Phelps.
Matt Sheppard
Reggie White
Ronald Reagan
Martin Luther King
Corretta Scott King
Mr Rogers
All US casualties of the Iraq War
The victims of the West Virginia coal mine disaster

It should be noted that Freddie had met several times with and praised the leadership of our best buddy Saddam Hussein.

by jonzo the weasel July 30, 2006

Phelps Photo Op

The act of forgetting that almost everyone that owns a phone also is carrying a camera or video camera. The act of doing something stupid or regrettable that is caught on camera.

Hey when you went to that party, I saw a Phelps Photo Op shot online.

by Habbie February 20, 2009

Phelps

V. The act of farting during anal sex.
anal fart anal fart

"Ewww did you smell the inside of the Westboro Baptist Church? Someone totally PHELPS(ED) in there."

by DJBATONDEDEE September 21, 2011

Michael Phelps

the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.

Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold

by waddlingpenguinpooper March 8, 2009

Phelps

To "Phelps" a joint or bowl of marijuana is to finish it in under one minute. After finishing, the person who takes the final hit must declare "I told you guys... under a minute" This term stems from Michael Phelp's Rosetta Stone ad in which he completes the ad in under a minute and says the aforementioned quote. This is combined with the new information that Phelps is a raging potaholic.

We're late for the movie man! Phelps that shit! *59 seconds later* "I told you guys... under a minute."

by Tall Tim February 11, 2009

Phelan

A collection of buildings and trees that just barely qualifies as a town in Southern California. If anything, a hellhole is a better name for it because the weather can never make up its fucking mind. Its main features are Stater Brothers and Serrano High School. A majority of the residents are doing or have done some kind of illegal drug, due to the fact that all the drug dealers gather at the high school. The football team and academics are actually pretty good, but that's because of the drugs too. In the winter, everyone goes to Wrightwood because it's better there. In the summer, they go back to Wrightwood. During the spring and autumn, they go find whatever relatives they have who don't live in Phelan and stay there. Despite all the bad things people say about Phelan, they all secretly love it here.

Person 1: I live in Phelan.
Person 2: You poor thing.

by Lallafrall December 14, 2011

Jake Phelps

Jake Phelps is an absolute legend in skateboard history (1962-2019) and was the editor in chief of Thrasher magazine and also picked the skater of the year every year before he passed away. Jake is known for his love and passion for skateboarding and being 100% skater with no kids or wife, just skating and being 100% committed on a board whether he made it or not. "If skateboarding ever gets too scary for you then you were never meant to skate in the first place". There is so much more to say about this man but ill be wasting time. Go fucking skate!!!! Hell Ride

Skater 1: this dude gnarly who the fuck is he?
Skater 2: he's the legendary Jake Phelps, editor for Thrasher.
Skater 1: he's gnaaaaarrrrly dude, he makes me want to go skate Burnside

by SWIFT LOCS 4 LIFE August 7, 2019