Phallacy

Phallacy: the false belief that one has a large penis

Mike was talking shit swinging his dick around like he's working with something massive. It's a total phallacy, he's hung like a squirrel!

by DeepMatchSean May 26, 2023

phallicillac

used to describe a phallice like human (people whose names have start with a "ph" or a "fe"

Phallice, stop being a phallicillac cunt and join us for this game

by implasmatbh July 3, 2023

phallic brawl to the death

A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.

Marco had a phallic brawl to the death with Ahmed.

by royalnegus812 December 2, 2024

Phallacy BIG

Reference to a man's penis size being well above average. It's a play on the terms phallus, and fallacy. Phallus, meaning erect penis, and fallacy, meaning incorrect conclusion or wrong idea.

The term comes from a clothing brand named PHALLACY that uses the slogan Size Matters. It's a BDE brand that uses sexual innuendo to indicate a man's size.

Some say that size doesn't matter, which is the fallacy, because it clearly does.

Woman 1: Did you hook up with that guy last night? How was it?
Woman 2: Girl, he was big but he wasn't Phallacy BIG.

Woman 3: The guy from last night was probably the biggest I've ever had, I'm talkin' Phallacy BIG.
Woman 4: Did it hurt?

Man 1: I've heard women say size doesn't matter, until they try one that's Phallacy BIG

by Phallacy | Size Matters March 20, 2024

Phallacy BIG

A reference to a man's penis being bigger than normal.

Woman 1: Did you hear about Mike and Ashley?
Woman 2: Yeah! I heard he was packing, but she said it was really big, like Phallacy BIG.

by Phallacy | Size Matters April 4, 2024

Angstrom Phallacy

When someone only attacks the one innocent person/part of a group and ignores the people that actually wronged them.

This is based off of Levi Angstrom, a villain from the series Invincible. In said series, he has been a victim of evil alternate universe versions of the main character, Mark, these evil versions of have terrorized him in multiple dimensions and timelines. In an attempt to get revenge and one bad experiment later...Angstrom decides to atrack the one good version of Mark, and has no plans on stopping until this good Mark is dead, he even went so far to team up with the evil versions of Mark to try to ruin is reputation and kill him.

Why does John only leave hate comments on Peter's stream? Peter is one of the only few Kick streamers that aren't huge pieces of work. This is a real nasty example of the Angstrom Phallacy.

by Hudson_Legend November 24, 2025