Amen Pew

A pew at the front of the church where the people who arrogantly believe themselves to be the most devout sit. They are the first to say "Amen!" in response to everything the Pastor says. Coined, or at least popularized by musician Ray Stevens in the song Mississippi Squirrel Revival.

Of course she agreed with the Pastor about that - she sits in the Amen Pew every Sunday.

by bob_johnson March 21, 2022

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by MeinVieg February 14, 2019

Pew Hog

A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.

Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.

by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018

Pew ball

Adj. A descriptive word that is used to express disgust in a siblings actions. One step higher than gross.

What kind of pew ball thing are you eating now?

by Cletis whauljasper September 12, 2017

J-Pew

Someone who lacks the general personality to deserve a real nickname. The pew sound usually solicits an aggressive response from the J-Pew driving him into an angry rage.

person 1: hey J-Pew
person 2 (J-Pew): Ill fucking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: PEW PEW PEW
person 2: RAWWRR

by FilipinoDriftKing October 18, 2011

go go pew pew ranger

Means Mass shooter.
Used to refer to a mass shooter whom you agree with/support the mass shooting they committed or are in the process of committing.

Libtard: A dude is shooting up a BLM rally!
ME: Yes ! go go pew pew ranger

by AnonDoxy April 10, 2023

purple pew

where a brotha or whitey is smoking or roling a blunt in church while the pastor is preying.

Theres a lot of smoke comin from Jasons purple pew over there.

by Geoff Valiante February 22, 2008