peruvian matchbox 

Noun; When you light your dick on fire then have sexual intercourse with a four legged animal or a girl doggie style to put the fire out.

Dude I got wasted last week off some tequila and Peruvian flake and gave some poor llama the old Peruvian Matchbox!

peruvian matchbox by AMIII March 3, 2014

peruvian raccoon 

Similar to the peruvian eye goggles, the peruvian raccoon is when you dip your balls into a pile of shit ( preferably human ) and proceed to lay them onto your victim. As you pull the testicles off of your victim you will notice rings around their eyes that resemble a raccoon.

Last night I gave this bitch the dirtiest peruvian raccoon I have ever seen

peruvian raccoon by captain_emu November 26, 2014

Peruvian Pipeline

the art of shitting into a meat grinder and grinding it over your girl or man.

frank: bro me and my girl did a peruvian pipeline last night
phil: thats fucking disgusting

Peruvian Pipeline by Big Kodiak January 8, 2015

peruvian panflute

When a woman is doing the deed with her mouth to several dicks at once.

Wow! Did all those guys were with Mary tonight at her house?!
Yeah! She likes to play the Peruvian Panflute a lot!

peruvian panflute by Edjuh69 May 1, 2016

Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie 

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.

The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?

Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

peruvian top 5 

Place where the last 5 Peruvian presidents are. They are all in jail (or dead).

Trump wants to join the Peruvian Top 5.

A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!

peruvian top 5 by dirtb December 8, 2020

Peruvian snake wrap 

The act of two homosexual males scissoring while inserting their penises into the other persons butthole, thus causing a snake wrap. This was invented in the great 1800’s when male homosexuality was at its peak in Peru.

Hey, I was with my boy toy last night, and we preformed the Peruvian snake wrap. That shit hit different.

Peruvian snake wrap by Perforatereaper March 19, 2021