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Mexican Porch Party

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).
Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.
by Urboipickle December 28, 2019
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Party Pack

A smorgasbord of substances to bring to a party in quantities for everyone to enjoy. Party packs contain lean, molly, Xanax, loud (marijuana), and clean (hard liquor).
Tim: yo Jarob, you brought that party pack.

Jarob: hell yeah dude, some sizurp, Molly, xans. enough for everybody
by Ronnie McSqueezybuns July 3, 2016
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stat party

A party consisting of several guys in their mid-20s and a moderate amount of girls under the age of 16 conducted for the sole purpose of having intercourse with underage girls.

In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.
Steve: "I was talking to some of my little sister's friends at the mall yesterday. I think we should have a stat party."

Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."
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partyovascular disease

An ailment of the blood vessels as a result of excessive partying.
I can't come out drinking tonight, I've got partyovascular disease.
by Pizza Hut Suitcase May 8, 2008
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crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
by userbits March 7, 2010
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Susan Album Party

A Susan Album Party can also be referred as a sus anal bum party or a #susanalbumparty. It is a cult gathering by the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers, paid for by the THE Corporation. It is the official afterparty for the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers dinner party association At these parties we eat pickles. Play with hand cream. Put blue tubes in our hands and mouths. We also chow down on popcorn and lemonade is included.
Hey Martha! Are you going to the Susan Album Party or just the dinner party by the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers
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Sausage Party

1. A party where guys outnumber girls.
2. A new R-rated CGI movie.
1. That party had so many guys. It was a sausage party.
2. Sausage Party is a hilarious movie!
by whatadickhead August 20, 2016
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