Period

....Uterus wants baby.
Person doesn't have baby.
Uterus wants revenge

I'm having my period, you know, the thing that makes babies before making babies.

by falloutnaluatthetardis March 8, 2015

Period

cough:blood

laugh:blood

sneeze:blood

fucking move: BLOOD

you: oh god i just sneezed
Friend:so?
you:im on my period
Friend: *grabs jacket*
Friend:COVER UP

by uncurtal swine June 1, 2018

Period

The feeling of a samurai sword cutting into lower abdomen and twisting around into lower spine, constipation and stones smashing brain. Craving chocolate and blankets, due to fever and hormonal imbalances.

*Sobbing*
"What's wrong Priscilla?"
"I'M ON MY PERIOD, OK?!"

by myp4ntsrt1ght January 8, 2013

Period.

A word used after a statement to emphasise its finality, usually used to sound more savage

You're a fucking retard. Period.

by TheHunterOfPussy June 10, 2018

Period

Hell designed specifically for women to give them pain and punishment. Something that seems exciting when your 12 but when you actually get it you hate it.

Hannah was moaning in pain so Allie said whats wrong hannah" and Hannah said 'I got my period"

by Emma_The_Sexy_Bitch March 7, 2013

Periodicity

The pains, cramps, and aches associated with a woman's menstrual cycle.

She laid on the couch, complaining about her periodicity.

Sometimes periodicity is so bad, one might not go into school or work that day.

by Theotherdudeyouknow December 13, 2012

periodically

A word you say when you want to sound smart and don't know what to say

We have to wait for the bus for a long periodically time. The buses are nasty

by so_smart101 February 3, 2015