Panini Pressed

The act of being sandwiched in between two huge beastly women.

I was in the club the other night when I started to make my way to dance with an extremely hot boppa when all of a sudden I was panini pressed between two grenades...not a good look for me bro.

by brownboyCrew October 1, 2011

pressed

Adjective descriptive of someone being "all over it"

Yo, that nigga is pressed for that girl.

by P Diddy April 25, 2003

depressed

The state in which you feel hopeless. Nothing works, or ever will, or even ever has for you. People hate you for no reason. Even God seems to hate you too. Every day is a repitition of the same events. You have no luck, and there's no way of changing it.

Depressed? Fix it all with the click of a shotgun.

by Senator Assface September 9, 2006

Pressed Kramer

The result of irregualr homosexual intercourse- When a man gets fucked so hard, he looses control of his bowels and shits all over his partner.

Hey did you hear that Butch gave Mark a Pressed Kramer after the crafts fair?

by Captian Obvious September 13, 2005

depressedticles

When you are sad for two reasons:
A) You are a girl
B) You're a guy and you just lost your balls.

"Dude I'm depressedticles,I Just lost my balls"

by intohugger4 January 22, 2009

Pressed

When a person stays mad over things you do because you are ok/happy and they aren't.

People finna always be pressed by your success. No matter what you do.

by jxnniferhernandez October 2, 2019

im depressed

The fancy way of saying you feel “bummed out”

Mike:im depressed

Dwight: Depressed, isn’t that just the fancy way of saying you feel “Bummed Out”
Mike:Dwight, you ignorant slut

by A guy on urban dictionary November 9, 2020