Pendejitis

Spanglish slang. Very serious condition that makes people act like they have lost all ability to reason.

Have you seen? My daughter got back with her cheating ex. Seems as though her pendejitis may be terminal now she says she wants to marry the guy.

by Holysheetfairy December 11, 2019

Penile Shaft

The shaft of a man's penis. Or really, any penis for that matter.

"Hey there, you penile shaft!"

by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004

pendlebury

noun: a mythical creature similar to a kraken. Known to attach itself to passing vessels and to then drag them into the abyss.

verb: to demoralize subordinates

Jim: How is your case going?

Mike: It was going great until I got pendlebury'd.

by the hills have eyes September 7, 2016

Pendleton County High School

The place to come to if you want your hopes and dreams to die, or maybe you might like to hook up with bus drivers or the secretary’s son. Everyone here is a fake snobby

Pendleton County High School is shit

by fingersseven March 30, 2023

james pendleton

♥ I like you. :3 you're the worst texter ever, but I still love talking to you, bye♥

Did you see James Pendleton?

by a&f July 5, 2012

Penkleptic

A person whom pathologically pilfers pens.

Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.

by DrE*vil February 12, 2012

Penile Plasticia

An organic polymer strand grown in the penis in all male primates. Ejects itself around puberty. Not a lie or nuttin'. Love you Imgur.

I lost my penile plasticia. Today is the day I become a man.

by damon rosco January 22, 2014