pearler

noun
Someone with obnoxiously white teeth that gleam like they've been bleached by a supernova, blinding everyone around them with a smile that's more weapon than welcome.

Watch out for that pearler at the party—his teeth are brighter than everyone else's futures, what a cunt

by i am jack king hoff March 27, 2026

Peazeekeeper

Who ever has the name Peter is a Peazeekeeper. A Peazeekeeper is a holder of niche artifacts like: 15 minute tool music, Joshua block punches. Peazeekeepers also tends to have eyes the size of golf balls.

My friend Peter is a Peazeekeeper.

by BB,BUBBA? October 15, 2025

Pearled

Formed through gentle irritation and care; much like a pearl.. created by epilation followed by smoothing the surface with a soft, pearly glaze, resulting in a luminous, polished finish.

I’ve been wanting to get pearled by GOBALD.ME for monthssss 😵 💫

by Gobald.me January 4, 2026

Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018

Blue pearled

Like blue balls but for vagina havers

He was giving me head but had to go! He left me blue pearled.

by brilliantbimbo69 May 18, 2022