facade pattern

An ugly colored and patterned sweatshirt worn be attractive people when they are trying to be low key.

Wow, did you see that hot chick in the facade pattern over there? She thinks we won't notice!

by D Kremer June 3, 2017

Pattern blindness

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted

"I stared at a wall for so long I got pattern blindness." (not a real quote)

by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025

Styling my pattern

1) the action of annoying someone

You’re styling my pattern man!

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022

Illusory pattern perception

The propensity to see casual relations where there may not be any. A common phenomenon among conspiracy theorists when they try piece up information which confirm their biases.

Illusory pattern perception.

by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021

Patternous

Using a pattern. If something is regular and consistent, it is patternous.

The ocean waves are patternous.

by Blithering Baboon March 27, 2022

fact pattern

Like “ connecting the dots” from the early 2000’s, a fact pattern emerges from disparate facts that add up to a picture previously unseen, or connected.

The information began to appear from various sources, presenting a new fact pattern to consider and evaluate.

by elelcart January 5, 2021

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023