dark pattern

dark patterns is a thing made up by decepticons.

it's a dark pattern! We must call optimus!

by WhamBros November 30, 2023

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Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.

Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."

by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023

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no patterns on my quarter

Don’t fall into conformity. Rather, forge your own path. Seek adventure, thrill, and challenges. Think outside the box and encourage others to do so as well.

John: “Here’s a quarter, try and get the high score.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”

by GL Bacchus September 20, 2023

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fact pattern

Like “ connecting the dots” from the early 2000’s, a fact pattern emerges from disparate facts that add up to a picture previously unseen, or connected.

The information began to appear from various sources, presenting a new fact pattern to consider and evaluate.

by elelcart January 5, 2021

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