Smol ting parlance

A variance of the English language made popular by the cryptotwitter OG @insersebrah. Smol ting parlance is mostly practiced in tweets by @inversebrah and subsequent replies to them. The language is characterised by a minimalistic sentence structure, heavy use of shorthand and acronyms, while eliminating most of the formal punctuation, and prepositions. Recent evolution has seen elements of wassie terminology like swh (shaking wassie’s head) being used extensively in smol ting parlance.

You can see an example of smol ting parlance in this @inversebrah tweet: “iz oke your coin wil punp to”

by Crypto KKG September 10, 2021

babe paralysis

A temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severe impeded by the need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive women.

Jon, suffered a bout of babe paralysis, rendering him a blabbering idiot when he turned and bumped into Olga, a Miss World finalist, at the airport in St. Petersberg.

by WarpFactorFive October 14, 2011

parayolo

When you get so drunk that you're paralytic, throwing up in da club, so you get kicked out the club, then sneak back in to da club because, yolo, but then have to leave because you're rolling in your own sick, then you need someone to come and pick you up because the risk of sicking in a taxi is too expensive, but you don't even care because you're fist bumping so hard with your bffs that it doesn't even matter cos you're so parayolo.

paralytic - yolo

1: Thought you got kicked out!?

2: Yeah I did but PARAYOLO *fist bump*

...

1: OMG you were sooo drunk last night you threw up in a homeless mans collection jar!

2: Parayolo *fist bump*

by jackyboi1000 May 15, 2014

paralyzationalizedetaded

gets shot with an arrow and can only rotate on the x axis or the y axis i dont know i cant do math, but sadness ue ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* oh no what have i done
Sam: *is paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: UE UE UE UE UE *sad fucking cat meows or seal noises or something*

by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

email paralysis

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.

My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.

by Brett March 8, 2005

Post nut paralysis (PNP)

Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)

“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”

“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”

by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019

parley

A pirate term used in self defence when you don't want to be harmed before you're given a chance to talk to the captain.

Jack Sparrow : Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, par...snip, parsley, parno, parley. Parley, that's the one. Parley. Parley!
Pintel : Down to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow : That would be the French.

by Tiffy and Lindsay August 21, 2004