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Praying Mantis

Alternative spelling of Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.
"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a praying mantis farm ..."
by Plush Terry August 5, 2004
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Praying Monk

An empty beer can that has been squeezed in the middle, making the top of the can bow like the head of a monk in prayer.

When placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.
Police: Are those beer cans lined up on your dash board?
John Smith: No Officer, those are Praying Monks.

Saturday we are going out on my boat and making Monks Pray.
by CheekyChallenger April 29, 2010
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praying the rosary

the catholic version of saying that someone is going to have sex
leave them alone they’re praying the rosary
by deeznuts1414 July 20, 2021
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Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.
Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.
by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019
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Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.
I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.
by IAIN_D September 2, 2018
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pardoning myself

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.
by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018
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PPO(Partying Purposes Only)

PPO or Partying Purposes Only - is a phrase or acronym used when you do something in order to throw the most badass party or keeping the party flowing.
ex:
Person 1: Hey man, I just downloaded the best 100 rap songs ever.

Person 2: You Would.

Person 1: I like to have the best music for PPO(Partying Purposes Only).
by Colt Mccoy's Roommate April 6, 2010
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