paranoid glaucoma

staring problem

dude...that chick wont stop staring at me! She must have paranoid glaucoma.

by aanniigg October 16, 2010

Paranoia Man

An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.

Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.

by Baltooo March 10, 2019

douche parade

a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)

Dude, that club last night, was such a douche parade...

by --Jonathan H. November 19, 2007

email paranoia

Becoming paranoid and anxious when you don't receive any email for a long time. Most applicable to office mails when you otherwise receive a ton of them (with issues).

Bob: (in worried tone, holding stongly to his coffee in office) I haven't got a single mail from last 10 minutes! Something is wrong!

Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.

by gopas April 16, 2008

Get off at Sydney Parade

To pull out of a girl before ejaculation. In direct reference to the Dublin dart stop 'Sydney Parade', the term was popularised by Ross O'Carroll Kelly and one of his novels, 'Should Have Got Off At Sydney Parade'. An Irish phrase.

I have no condoms, what the fuck am I going to do?

You'll just have to get off at Sydney Parade, my man.

by Ross O'Carroll Kelly November 27, 2019

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.

Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!

by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010

paranoia police

The imaginary squadron of law enforcement officials that suddenly seems to appear only when under the influence of drugs or alcohol, most typically cannabis.

"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"

"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."

by gflonu July 28, 2009