The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
by J-coups August 5, 2010
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"I was struck by password paralysis at the office and looked like a total 'foon in front of the boss
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by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019
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by Koki K January 27, 2008
Get the Paralysis mug.When you have a dream about black people coming into the damn room and sealing evey goddamn thing in your room the black people drugged you that's why your cannot move they steal all your things and start dancing and then punch you in the face and sit on you and than leave
Oh I had a werid dream about black people in sleep paralysis
Person: what was it?
They were stealing all of my shit
Person: what was it?
They were stealing all of my shit
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"My proposal was well received by anyone I spoke to about it, but now it's been stymied by a paralysis of bureaucrats."
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Get the Paralysis mug.The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.
They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?
Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."
John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"
Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"
John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."
John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"
Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"
John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
by Urban Englander June 20, 2009
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