paracute

a fart that bubbles out of your ass and makes you feel like you will shit yourself if you follow through with it, of course you follow through with it anyway and then yes you shit yourself but who cares curiosity killed the cat and it mearly fills your pants with shit so who cares your not dead after all!!!!

dude i am so going to blast this paracute out my ass for the good of all mankind!!!

by boxcarbenjamin July 27, 2006

parachute titties

When a woman or a man has really fatty saggy boobs, that could be used as parachutes. usually if someones over weight.

Girl one: eew.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.

by Moo moomahmah November 14, 2009

Parachuting

Method of administering drugs. Typically pills, rocks, etc., by inserting the drug into your anal cavity.

Yeah remember that ice I told you about? Well, we ended up parachuting it.

by duckingfuck July 25, 2019

Parachuting

Where a guy masterbates and shoots his load into the air and trys to catch it on his tounge

My girlfried walked in on me in mid parachuting and soiled my true religions

by throwitdown December 16, 2008

Parachute

When after sex a man needs to drop a load the woman pulls on the scrotum of the man like opening a parachute to signal the male to shit on her chest

Oh honey thanks for the great head, but I really need to shit can you pull my parachute

by Jump master veroni January 18, 2010

scrotum parachuting

When one man is having anal sex with another man so fast that his scrotum forms a parachute. claimed to slow down the trusting of the penis

I was scrotum parachuting last night i was fucking amber in the ass so hard.

by skywalker444 September 26, 2010

parachute pants

Toight pants with lots of zippers that were originally made out of parachute material. MC Hammer pants!

U Can't Touch these parachute pants (Sorry, it's cheesy)

by moongunk November 7, 2004