Police 

If I was quite a bit dumber I might have been one, also my "criminal" history wouldn't have helped.

There is plenty of real crime that needs to be controlled, but with that been said there is a lot "crime" going on behind the walls of "justice".

There are only two types:
1. I want to do right by my fellow humans.

2. I'm a giant fuking egg

This police jobs great but do I really have to work with some of these fuking eggs

Police by Throwing stones May 15, 2019

Police 

A job that is required for society to function but also one that no one actually likes.

Police

Police by Inquisitive Walnut June 5, 2020

Police 

Nice people to go to in need of help.

Saints; Class, remember the Police are your friends they are here to help you.

Saints; Rodney King, honey, dear, the police only want to help you don't piss them off.

Rodney; I don't care about them.

LAPD; pulls out their johnny stick and use it on Rodney King.

"the whole class witness the event and laughs"

Saints; okay class, it's 3:00, go home and tell your parents what you have learned in class today.

Police by Saints October 29, 2003

police 

A snitch, somebody that doesn't mind they business and they tell on people.

"Yo, that nigga the police, he got my cousin locked up"

police by Miss Lady A December 28, 2005

Police 

these the same fucks that fucked up my life.

False false power trill false you and the da cmon the nigro needs a new job after makin new friends

Police by i hate you too December 5, 2003

Police 

1. COP, 5 0, Pig, Fuzz. These are the dudes that are always slappin' the black man down!
2. A rock group from the late '70s and early '80s that featured Sting on vocals.

1. Run! The fuckin' police are comin'!!
2. The Police were a great band of the '80s.

Police by Anonymous July 13, 2003

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A man in uniform that carries a gun and makes women cream their jeans.

Woman: Oh my god!!! Police are sooo hot! Oh yes Officer anything you say Sir! Gotta love those badge bunnies <evil grin>

police by Offcr May 5, 2006