ryan osterman

A midget who plays guitar and is amazing in the grundle area see polar body

Corey:Hey ryan osterman was pretty sick last night at his show
Connor:I hate that polar body

by Con-Are-Tist April 30, 2006

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lake oswego highschool

crapest school in the whole wide bunch of mean people u screwed if u go there. Coz its jus a bunch of fake people. The students there are mean n they are stuck in their own world of fakness. WORST SCHOOOLLLLLL. if u had choice pick the other other trust me or youl would seriously hate ittt

guy: I go to lake oswego highschool
girl: ur fake!!!!

by ferah tiko April 21, 2010

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Oswego

Oswego is a small town.... nothing special... there are pot heads reserved in specific areas around town that you can easily avoid, and if you don't pay any attention to them they just swear and walk away in a squiggly line (seriously). There's a band/orchestra/chorus program that almost everyone's in and usually the concerts are... not too good. At the Oswego High School there are the standard social classes; the preps, jocks, freaks, goths, pot heads, and that all around skanks also know as the dirty kids that no one wants to even go near. The principal there cries... constantly, although it isn't true that the teachers give back weed. '09 on the last day of school there were food fights that made headline news and reptiles were let loose in the school; what could possibly have gone wrong. The mayor has said that he "wants" to fix the problems in Oswego and we all know that it's never going to happen! For example the homeless people who wander at night (very creeper). The weather sucks! Winter for 6 months, spring for 3 months where you're walking in mud constantly, and summer for maybe 2 months if you're lucky. As a positive, during the fall the college campus is beautiful and since Oswego is right on the lake the sunsets aren't too bad either, and if you're up at the lake Rudy's is a great fish/grill place. Other than that to sum everything up Oswego is the world's Shithole. Some people argue that global warming is from car emssions; nope, it's from all the pot heads in Oswego.

(college kids just ended their semester)
Kid 1: Hey what do you wanna do?
Kid 2: I dunno. Where's the best weed?
Kid 1: Get in the car
Kid2: Where are we going?
Kid 1:Oswego

by Roseanna Johnson June 24, 2009

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opwer

Usually used in conjunction with "pwned".

opwer is a mispelling of the word power, often mispelled by excited koreans on battlenet, or by anoying nerd h4x0r wanna-be's

I have teh opwer!
Your opwer level is teh suck.

by CheeZy July 23, 2003

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OsterJesus

A dude who is all of the following:

1. God
2. A very "ballin" individual
3. Good in the sack
5. A freak in bed
6. Someone who's very genuine
7. Someone who looks out for others
8. Someone who cares bout everyone
9. Someone who puts others before himself
10. Smart than he looks
11. Pulls all the the bitches

I wish I was OsterJesus.

by Bandwidth June 11, 2014

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