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A midget who plays guitar and is amazing in the grundle area see polar body
Corey:Hey ryan osterman was pretty sick last night at his show
Connor:I hate that polar body
by Con-Are-Tist April 17, 2006
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A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.
Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache
by Con-Are-Tist April 16, 2006
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