ostrichization

The act of placing one's head in the sand

It is time you sent in your overdue tax return and stopped this ostrichization

by Rob Walton June 21, 2005

ostrich sac

A scrotum with few pubes.

I got a glimpse of Johnny in the showers. Boy - he has such an ostrich sac!

by hairless September 8, 2005

Ostrich Juice

Jizz out of your butthole

Dude look at all that ostrich juice on the bed bro.
Holy fucking shit that is a lot of OJ

by HyperMattdamon4 December 30, 2011

ostrich

To hit or push your own or others knees with enough force to cause the knees to bend backwords causing ones legs to look like an ostrich

Guy1: Hey did you see that video were that guy got his legs bent backwords

Guy2: Ya he totaly got ostriched

by pakmann October 30, 2012

Ostriches

Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said thered only be a few ostriches! This is the worse vacation ever!

Don: Why are there so many of those tall animals with their heads in the ground?

Alex:Those are ostriches Don.

Don: Wow, this is the worse vacation ever!

by OnTheMurderScene May 26, 2009

OSTRICH

Takes place on a massage table. With your face in the hole, you stick your ass up in the air during the lower back/upper thigh portion of the massage in order to coax the masseuse into massaging your anus.

That massage was the best! As soon as I did the ostrich, she went two knuckles deep!

by Sandra & Bonnie September 6, 2007

ostrich fuck

When one is having sex with a woman from behind. At the point of orgasm, you then grab the woman by the hair and push her head through the sheet rock of the wall. This act causes the woman to tense up increasing the vaginal tightness.

I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I ostritch fucked the bitch.

by Shamus November 5, 2004