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2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024
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Get the THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT mug.1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!
this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!
this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by UncleRody April 11, 2022
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