When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
by Dayday2001 January 07, 2019
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Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.
"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."

by Camilla W. Bush April 10, 2007
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This was used as a line in the show 'MAD TV' in one of the sketch's on the show. Its a spin off of "give me liberty or give me death!". Usually used by the dimmer white-trash man who didn't pay attention in Social Studies/History enough to understand the depth of the actual saying.
by Were-muffin September 19, 2008
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Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
by hezza08 October 20, 2008
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When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
Girl: "That's too crazy..."

Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"
by Lil Booty February 03, 2017
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A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.
Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
by lemonheaded May 20, 2022
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fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now
by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018
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