Love tears

When your bae or your OTP does something so cute it causes tears to come to your eyes because you love them so much

The way he looked at me caused me to cry love tears.

by Okaylikewut April 04, 2015

Tear-arsing

The act of moving extremely fast.

Paul was tear-arsing down the hill on his bicycle

by Ikeweb April 14, 2016

burst into tears

to cry like a baby; to cry like a little girl

As soon as he burst into tears, the crowd knew the punch had really hurt the champ.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

boy tears

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Boy tears == semen

by Rarest pepe April 11, 2015

Crocodile Tears

Fake tears for the purpose to look like you understand or because it's the appropriate thing to do

She didn't care that her father-in-law just died, but she cries those crocodile tears anyways, pretending to feel the pain.

by sprinkes_in_my_frosting February 13, 2008

Blood Tear

When a man ejaculates and blood comes out of his penis when he cums.

A person was masturbating for over 1 hour and he ended up and finally climaxes, and instead of sperm he ejaculates a blood tear.

by Theodorable October 19, 2009

tears of a clown

A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.

Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.

by Ejizelator November 28, 2015