A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.
Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...
by HughJerection March 03, 2015
The patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum. Itchy, sweaty, grabby, and home to the dreaded fecal nugget. Reminiscent of an untamed jew fro.
"Shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf."
"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."
"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."
by Flecto Fiend February 26, 2008
Habibi: Bismallah, Allah, I pray for your blessing
Allah: It's lit
Habibi: No way, its Allah went sicko mode and turned into Astro Allah
Allah: It's lit
Habibi: No way, its Allah went sicko mode and turned into Astro Allah
by The Dirty Bunny April 10, 2021
It is possible to survive another postseason while being the assholes of the league, giving that your best effort is all you owe yourselves.
The Houston Astros owe nobody an apology, a title, or anything else. Stand and take the punishment, then move past it.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD October 07, 2020
by absterss September 02, 2008
Astro crack meaning you are crazy about this certain van Chevy makes called the astro.....you do everything in it, Its your life its your wife it may even be your house.
by Sora_D September 03, 2007